1984 Manchester United third jersey

• Vintage 1984 Man Utd third jersey — because your closet needs more glory than your Wi-Fi signal
• Not just a jersey, it’s a time machine with sleeves (and way better battery life)
• Worn by legends, loved by nerds, and now tragically available in *your* size
• Perfect for scoring goals, scoring dates, or just yelling “I was here first!” at younger fans
• Machine washable, unlike your dad’s excuses for missing the ‘84 matches